I do not like to cook. While I do enjoy baking up desserts for
special occasions, I find the preparation of daily meals to be a drag
(and, on the rare occasion I do it, usually an Adventure in Cooking).
Not liking to cook is not really a handicap in this modern age, but
something else is: being stingy. I am, and this basically means that I
can't just indulge my laziness by ordering from Seamless like all the
other Millennials. I have to be prepared, at all times, with a stockpile
of frozen dinners and leftovers from the last time I dined out.
Sadly,
though, two weeks ago, my refrigerator went kaput, defrosting
all of my frozen ravioli, mozzarella sticks, vegetarian burgers, and the
other usual staples of my heat-and-eat diet. Fortunately, I was able to
keep the large bag of shredded cheddar, because I figured that would
get moldy if it were going to go bad, and I didn't see any mold on it
yet! But one can't live on cheddar alone. Being out of practice in the
art of food shopping (I mainly rely on my boyfriend's Costco membership
to supply me with all my daily needs), all I could think to do was pick
up a can of refried beans when I happened to be at Wegman's the day
after the disaster. I also picked up some corn nuts, because that was a really exciting thing I found in the bulk bins!
Last week, since those refried beans were fresh in my mind and since I
basically didn't have anything else to eat at home, they became the
basis of my meal in very short order. Now, I have to say, the dish that
I'm about to share with you is one that I've been making in some
variation or other for years, so it is no longer an Adventure in Cooking!
when I prepare it. But since it is a recipe of sorts, I'll categorize
it as such, since I don't have a blog tag for "Recipes I'm actually
pretty good at making."
How to prepare Nearly Nachos
- Start with a can of refried beans. Scoop about 1/3 cup of them into a microwave-safe bowl.
- Top the beans with a solid handful of shredded cheddar cheese. If your cheese, like mine, has been frozen, fully thawed, then popped back into the freezer, it's probably going to be more of a brick of cheese than anything, so bang the bag on the counter a few times before commencing with the sprinkling. Make sure the cheese covers the beans completely, because the beans will explode everywhere without a protective coating of cheese.
- Microwave the beans and cheese for 77 seconds. Time is always of the essence, and by choosing a time that you can enter with just two presses of the same button, you can save at least a few milliseconds!
- In
my goal to make my Nearly Nachos as close to the real thing (that is,
something that I can find in a perhaps-not-too-authentic Mexican
restaurant) as possible, I like to eat them with a bit of lettuce. This means ripping a few leaves off a head of romaine, and eating them as a side dish.
Now comes the fun part—the toppings! - Get out a packet of Taco Bell mild sauce. You should always have a few of those around—grab one every time you visit a Taco Bell, and you will never lack for seasonings for your Nearly Nachos. Squeeze that sauce over the top of your beans & cheese.
- If the beans aren't salty enough, you might want to add a dash of seasoned salt. I like to use the "Kartöflukrydd" seasoning that we picked up in Iceland. Nothing says "Mexican food" like an Icelandic seasoned salt! If you're smart and have sampled the beans before coating them with cheese, you might actually mix the seasoning in as a first step, rather than sprinkling it on top of the already salty cheese.
- Next, if you have them, drop in a few black olives! Black olives aren't a regular fixture in Mexican food, but when I do find them, they make my day, and I always have a can of them at the ready.
- As a condiment, you may want to add a dollop of plain yogurt.
This is a cheaper and healthier alternative to sour cream. I usually
put the yogurt on a side plate, say, next to my leaves of lettuce, for
dipping into, so it doesn't curdle next to the hot foods.
An alternative way of preparing all of these ingredients is to actually pile them onto tortilla chips and toast them in the toaster oven, in which case you'd have real nachos. But pay close attention to this next step—it's what turns this bowl of ordinary bean dip into Nearly Nachos! - Since I frequently do not have
tortilla chips, I usually make do with what I have—which is either a bag
of tortilla-chip crumbs that my boyfriend left behind after eating all
the chips and subsequently forgetting about it, or a bag of pretzels
(which I usually got from an airplane, because I never buy pretzels but
do accept them when they are given to me for free). You'd be surprised
at how well pretzels can substitute for tortilla chips!
In this example, I'll be using pretzels, because I happen to have a bag of snack mix with pretzels in it. Ordinarily I'd just throw away the pretzels, but waste not, want not! If I can find an application for pretzels that does not require eating them plain, I'll be happy to keep them around! We're at the bottom of this snack bag by now, so finding a whole unbroken pretzel is a bit of a challenge. But that's actually perfect for Nearly Nachos, because you can just sprinkle the pretzel pieces onto the top of the whole shebang. Go ahead! Do it! - Now you're finished! This whole process takes approximately two minutes, perfect for anyone who hates wasting time in the kitchen. Grab a spoon and commence eating! Don't forget to dip each spoonful into the yogurt, and top off each with a bite of lettuce! Yum!
Sorry, folks. I lied. You're not actually finished.
After
you have eaten your delicious dinner for one, you will undoubtedly have
some refried beans left over. If you're anything like me, you can't
work your way through a can of refried beans before it starts growing
mold. The solution is bean pucks! Basically, these are single-serving
portions of refried beans that you stash in the freezer until you're
ready to eat them.
This is how I make them.
How to prepare Bean Pucks
- Take a small muffin tin (one can of beans will probably yield no more than 5 bean pucks) and spray the inside of each cup with cooking spray.
- Then fill the cups to the top with refried beans. Simple!
- Place the muffin tin in the freezer, and a few hours later, you will have a tin full of bean pucks.
If
you let them thaw just slightly, they should fall easily out of the
muffin tin. My tin is so flimsy, I can actually squeeze them out from
the bottom, but that's leaving dents in it, so I don't recommend that
method to those who respect their kitchen equipment. Return
your now-liberated bean pucks to the freezer in a container of your
choosing.
The next time you're
hungry for Mexican food, just grab a bean puck from the freezer, thaw it
by microwaving it for around 44 seconds, then spread it out in the bowl
and fix yourself some Nearly Nachos!
2 comments:
Grandma is nearly impressed
Woww..Wonderful sharing. Looks delicious. I love to read your blog. Your cooking always makes me happy. Thank you for your post and keep sharing...